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Tweets from Yo Momma (and Others)

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These tweets either made me laugh or make me think…

@pfmonaco: from a Trek episode, when anybody asks you anything.. just yell “Now THAT’s a stupid question!” then walk away!

@JSBagain back off Blondie – Jon Stewart is mine CAREFUL NOW… IF WE GO TO THE MAT YOUR BLOWOUT IS TOAST, SISTER

@melissity: Taking off my sports bra is full of fun surprises these days. So THAT’S where that piece of Play-Doh went!

@SarcasticMomLC How the peanut butter gets in his eyebrows eludes me. I mean, I like to roll in it, don’t get me wrong. But he’s not, so HOW?

@newscoma I have never had chicken and waffles. I would like to rectify this.

@blondemomblog Signed H1N1 vaccination school consent for 7-yr-old after asking pediatrician about it yesterday. Still feel weird abt it tho. How ’bout u?

@grandefille In happier news, the bluejay on the windowsill is peering in at me, but in a pleasant, nonthreatening way. I shall feed it a peanut.

and my favorite…

@justmalia Fueled by coffee, held together by spandex.

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