I recently started trying to get in shape. Specifically, I ride an exercise bike. I told a friend of mine about this, and I lamented that my half-hour ride left me with nothing to do other than read a book. I was told in no uncertain terms that the whole point of working out (aside from getting into better shape) was to destress from all those things you carry during the day. Instead of working out and getting work done, you’re just supposed to work out and free your mind for a bit.
I know a lot of people who use the bathroom for this purpose, even if they don’t have to go. They use it as a little escape from the work day, to read or relax for a few minutes without interruption. That’s one of the problems/benefits of the cell phone. You can play games on it, so putting two and two together… yeah, you see where I’m going with this.
That’s one of the benefits of this, the geekiest toilet ever. There’s a TV, TiVo, DVD, XBox, laptop, refrigerator, megaphone, toilet paper holder (duh), iPod dock, and of course, stationary bike pedals so you can work out while you veg out (amongst other things. So, is this awesome? Is this disgusting? I leave that up to you. If you’re spending so much time on the potty that you need so much entertainment, then I suggest you eat more fiber.
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