You might not believe it, or understand WHY, but Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier have been hard at work putting together the worst song in the world. Blending opera, country, tubas, accordion, rap, bagpipes, synthesizers, Wal-Mart commercials, and who knows what else, the 21 minute monstrosity of unappealingness is available for download here or for streaming off Wired's write-up. If this is what science is going to do for us, then I think it's about time we cut all federal funding to science and start a bonfire to burn all musical instruments and lab coats. This song is kind of catchy and fun in some places, but in other places it's brain-damagingly bad.
I have to apologize for this one; I made it about halfway through before I accidentally clicked off the page. I think that my mind forced me to accidentally browse away to preserve what's left of my mind from rapping opera Bavarian folk music mash-ups. This is the musical version of being beaten with a sock full of quarters.
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