We all know and love the Butt Station, but if gross isn’t your thing, there are a lot of other cool desktop caddies out there. Say, for example, you like torturing Gumby-like featureless men. Maybe you’re Zeus. Maybe you just want to torture a friend who survived several close calls with lightning. I don’t know why you’d want it, but I do know what you want: the Lightning Man letter opener.
That’s right, for the low price of $25, you too can impale helpless humans with bolts of fury thanks to What on Earth and company! Just like Gene Simmons and the boys in KISS when they play God of Thunder!
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